"And then the witch turned to the crup puppy and said, ‘Wait a minute, dogs can’t talk!’ Anyway, that’s how I ended up spending all day in St. Mungo’s with a alcoholic, middle aged wizard and his three armed sister." The group of people standing around Lily Evan’s erupted into laughter and she smirked, running a hand through her long red hair. "Alright, alright, disperse. I need to find Marlene." She pushed her way through the crowd and walked over to the desk that her blonde haired friend was already seated at.
"That’s the fourth time you’ve told that story today." Marlene noted while taking her text book out of her bag. "And for some reason, it gets more interesting the more I hear it. I don’t remember the tree fairies being there." Lily rolled her eyes and dropped down onto her stool with a huff.
"So I’m embellishing. It gets boring telling the same story over and over." Marlene laughed and nudged Lily with her shoulder.
"Oi, ten o’clock." Marlene nodded her head toward the door just as James Potter and the rest of the Marauders were walking in. James was already going over his notes and Sirius had his arm slung over the bespectacled boy’s shoulders, mocking him while he made sure not to let him trip or run into anything.
When James finally took his seat, which was directly in front of Lily (and not accidentally,) Lily lent forward and tapped him on the shoulder. “Alright, Potter?” She asked coquettishly, looking at him through her lashes. She heard James sigh and bit her lip to stop from laughing.
"Good morning, Evans." He said without turning around, but that just wouldn’t do.
james and lily cooking a cake for harry’s birthday the muggle way and they let harry crack the eggs and mix the butter in and by the time they put it in the oven they’ve eaten most of the mixture and all three of them are covered in flour (it doesn’t rise and in the end james bans lily and harry from the kitchen so he can make the cake properly)
Tiny Sirius encountering a Boggart for the first time and freaking out because he thinks his mother has come to take him away from Hogwarts
why didn’t james transform that night, like he could have just shocked voldemort so much and then rammed those fuckin antlers right into him